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This is fucking cool 0:

dude i jjust crapped my pants not cool

this is awesome!!!!!

Fulps' mustache problem boldly answers the age old question, what if my mustache was a problem? Throughout the deep story we learn of Fulp's self doubts, his insecutities, his happiest moments, his lowest moments, we see it all. We see every painstaking moment of his life. We watch him fall in love, we watch him lose, we watch him grow, we watch him change. We truly figure out what Fulp's mustache problem is. The problem, is that, the mustache represents life, fleeting, momentary, one moment it's there one moment it's not. The variety of mustaches to choose from represent a diffrerent period in fulp's life, good, and bad, we watch as he ages and comes to terms with the fact he is human, he is mortal. He cannot change this, Fulps' Mustache Problem has changed the way I look at video games , I don't think the industry will ever be the same.

ZabuJard responds:

great review,

but:

Fulp sold his mortality a long time ago

NOW the mustaches are his only vessel

a dark void in his stache' leaving him wanting everything, as much wicked power

as possible,

erm wow

Newgrounds hottest most iconic character strikes again in this hit indie darling that's set to rock the market and makes wave amongst the plebian game community. No longer need we fear for the state of the industry, Porb proves that creativity and imagination lives on. Porb makes great strives in the fields of not just game design, but also human spirit, Porb has so much to say in so few words. Truly a masterpiece of our time. The psychoanalytical aspect of the game proves they can look into the players heart and know what one wants from life; things like love, fortune, and luck. It truly dives deeper than anything its competitors dare dive. Porb fights for the right of oppressed groups, name any historically significant protest or riot, Porb was there. Porb understands what it's like to suffer, have loved, to long for something greater than one's self. Porb not just cares but he understands. Porb truly just gets it. Newgrounds has long represented the underappreciated in society, that being the artist. Porb has experienced pain and loss. Porb is a signal of a generation, our generation, he fights and never gives up, even when odds are stacked against him. Porb truly is the best of us. Legendary work. Good job team.

Amazing game so far, however the right up boost doesn't appear to work properly with wasd controls. It works just fine with arrow controls

CryoGX responds:

Glad you're enjoying the game!

However, this issue very likely has to do with your keyboard, itself and I have to recommend you re-map your dash button in the Options menu. It's not too uncommon that some keyboards, despite being able to properly press each key individually, cannot register certain combinations of 3+ keys at the same time, and this varies based on model. (You can test this in a text editor by holding W and D, and then trying to type the letter you're using for dash while holding them both. If you can't type the letter for dash in this way, it's a hardware issue.)

I use a second keyboard for this exact reason, as certain key combinations on one keyboard simply don't work as they do on another one. It's ultimately not an issue I can fix because everyone's keyboard is liable to improperly register random key combinations, and it's not one many people are experiencing, for the same reason.

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